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THE JOYS OF BEING SINGLE

Many people for centuries think that being a single is like being a loner, however, we decline to agree to such perception due to it being very misguided and ofcourse untrue. Lets face it, if being a single is not fun or enjoyable, where did the word playboy came from right? And its a known fact that more than half of the men in the world , let it be single or taken, are wanting to be a playboy.

A loner is a loner and a single is a single. Both aspects are very much different.
A loner is a person who has been left by their mate or in any apsect similar to that whereas being a single is your own choice! Is it wrong for you to make a choice to be one?

And the best part is that a single person may or may not engage in dating or checking out anyone they want(even the same sex but seriously, if can DON'T, for girls can laa :P)!

However we can't deny one last thing that the term single isn't exactly suitable, it is BACHELORS or BACHELORETTES.

In conjunction with Valentines day, or the Single Awareness Day (sad) we have compiled a list of reasons to support and show the fun in being a single.
They are as below:

1.You shall never get guilty looking at other opposite sex with delicious hot body
2.You would not need to buy expensive gifts to your mate and get pissed when he or she gives it back
3.You get to save money and prepare for the impending financial crisis and inflation
4.You get to save time for studies(joking) and go out to do more meaningful stuff than hold a girls hand for two hours
5.You don't get scolding by the opposite sex just because you did something small
6.You won't need to worry of what your mate thinks
7.You would get to spend more time with friends
8.You won't waste time thinking of your mate and use it to think about how to curb the inflation hitting the world currently

AND FYI, we have been in relationships so we know what we're talking about!

Please and thank you.